The Stupid Pointless Story III

Stupid Story
Return of the Bobo.

This time it's weird..

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Well, We all came back to life somehow (we're just so stupid we don't know how to die), except for Phil who was only asleep. Kris stood up and once again begin complaining, Dying sucks! Now I need another coke! And where’s My POPCORN!!! Oh you mean this? Asked Melissa Kris turned around to see Melissa eating his popcorn. What the? I thought that guy destroyed it... Never mind Give It!

Unknowingly our stupid heroes were being watched (We're on TV?) by the one that killed them all. The man that killed them was in fact a woman (Don don da) ( HE'S A WOMAN? AHHHHHH!) Well the mysterious killer tricks the stupid heroes by becoming their friends (YAY! I think......)

First she gave Kris back his bottomless bag of popcorn (^_^) next she gave Melissa chocolate!! Then She gave Princess...Er. hmm well she gave her something! Then she started to bring Phil back to life but realized he was just asleep, Anyway we decided to continue are journey without him. ( Journey?)

Princess was content with her new boy friend Kris (What the hell!...Hey! that would never happen!) then she spoke out - What the heck...what is going on here? First the witches. Now Bobo! Are we having a bad luck streak or what? Snickering quietly she glares at Kris ( That's it! Stop all the lovey dovey stuff!!!!) Knowing Kris is going to die. By her hands. (What your going to kill me?)

Melissa looked around at her distracted comrades, Hello guys! We still have Bobo on our tail! Jessica looked up, Who's Bobo? Kris explained, Bobo's an evil fuzzy thingy! He's evil! he stole my popcorn.. So eviiil. Melissa looked at Jessica, It's a long story. (No long stories you reading people should have already read that story! If not you're as stupid as our heroes....anyway) Princess spoke up, Yeah, but what are we going to do? We must kill him! LETS GO! shouted Melissa Where is he? asked Jessica,: In the castle! replied Melissa, Come on lets go! Then Kris shouted, Onward back to the castle!...Will there be food? I hope so! said Melissa, Princess said Lets go- then we all start heading off. What about Phil? asked Princess Kris looked back, Forget him he's lazy!

(My turn?... ah crap..o_o) Yay! Back to that castle! Food food food food! Yay! And fighting! Melissa turns around and konks Kris on the head. (what'd I do now?) Anyway the stupid heroes go back to the castle that they cowardly fled from in the last story. Hah! Lets get those Bobo's! Then I can use his giant robot to conquer the world myself! Melissa turns around Were trying to save the world you idiot! Kris blinks what we are? yeah.. of course! Lets save the world! heheh..Jessica turned around and started to ask a question while Kris got distracted hitting stuff with his sword.

Jessica finished her question, Why do you always hit Kris on the head? BECAUSE he is always saying stupid stuff retorted Melissa,- Jessica realized that Kris was fighting monsters, and wasn't doing a very good job of it.- What the BLOODY HELL are you doing? Kris looked back, I'm killing stuff! No your not! Leave some for me shouted Melissa- in the back Jessica was conjuring a spell which would create more demons. while they were fighting she sent a secrete message to Bobo warning him that the moronic heroes were on their way.

Princess turned to Jessica and asks what she was doing. Jessica quickly made something up. (What it was the world may never know.... our heroes are stupid..) Princess turned to Kris and pulled out her sword then screamed charge. Kris turns and says I don't have my credit card. Melissa says no! Where is the cavalry? Then Kris says: I am the cavalry! All of us turn to him and say together: Were doomed! Just then a rustle could be heard coming from the bushes every one turned and out popped a half cat half demon.

Melissa looked at it, A cat? How cute! squilled Princess, It's evil! Kill it! screamed Kris, Jessica looked at Kris, Why do you guys kill everything? Kris looked back, Hm we didn't kill the trees....yet. Meanwhile Princess was petting the cat (She made a new friend - YAY!) Anyway, we then continue toward the castle that's when we remembered it was invisible. Kris got an idea, I know! Lets have Princess fly into again! Ok! Melissa agreed! Princess then started flying around until she flew into the castle and yelled found it, but once again she was to far away. (Two years later...) The others then decided to go try and find her. They found her still passed out. ( Kris stepped on her) Well she found the castle, stated Melissa, You can get off her now Kris looked down, hmm? oh yeah! He then gets off her.

I didn't know it was her, I swear! Shouted Kris,Well I guess we better wake her up! Pizza! He shouted, Princess woke up! What?! Where! - In there! shouts Kris, Princess jumps up okay lets go! Kris -Finally! Melissa- lets go already! our stupid heroes then proceed into the fortress of Bobo! (and then Kris runs out of ideas and it's someone else's turn!) (my neck hurts can I lay down.) (it's time for food)

(Its my turn again Kwa ha ha ha) Well our stupefied heroes run into the kitchen were a bountiful feast is on a table waiting for them to eat. Jessica: You all should eat this lovely feast. It should be filling to your empty stomachs. Kris & Melissa both shout, Food food food! We shall eat-Kris transforms into his dragon form (More room for food!) and they both started to fight over the food. STOP IT!!!!! Screamed Princess, We should ask Jessica if she wants some- Jessica is in the back laughing quietly-Jessica do you want any...Umm...What are you doing? Jessica looked back, I umm...umm...have... a...umm...bad cough. Yeah, a bad cough. I'll be fine. Are you hungry? asked Melissa, Jessica said, NO! I mean no, I don't need to eat that much it will be a long time before I need to eat. So you may go ahead and eat all the food. Make sure you eat it all you don't want to waste it you know (She wouldn't eat it because she told Bobo to poison the food.) (What they poison the food? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)

( You Stupid! You wrote too long! It's called taking turns! Anyway My turn!) Yay! Food I'm happy! shouted Melissa.

Kris find your own food! Kris looked up from the food, It's mine I tell you!, No Mine! shouted Melissa,-They then dove in and started eating all the food while Princess stood there and watched. Jessica once again asked her, Are you going to have some? Princess looked back, Nah I'm fine. Come on have some. pleaded Jessica, Princess simply said, No thanks. Melissa finished, That was good! My stomach hurts. whined Kris. Melissa looked back at her draconic friend, What you can't hold your food hehe. Jessica thought quietly to herself What the? Why isn't the poison taking effect? (As their minds are stupid so are their bodies it doesn't know it's poisoned besides we don't know how to die... YAY) Melissa then spotted the door again and yelled to the others Hey this way there's a door. They all entered the door to find Bobo with the robot and once again we faced Bobo (Without running away this time...I hope)

(AHH! * Kris Points at Bobo* It looks like a Ferby! Run for your lives! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs through ten walls and falls off a cliff! Wakes up a few minutes later..* Oww I need a Coke...Er..What was I doing?)

There he is! Lets get him! Charge! Kris charged forward to attack but Bobo but trips over his own tail! Oh yeah, I forgot I'm still in dragon form. He shifted back and grabbed his sword. Bobo prepare to die! o_o huh...? Melissa and Princess already had Bobo captured. What the? But I didn't get to fight! Crap... then he thought to himself oh well, there’s always the robot..

Jessica toke Kris's endless bag of popcorn, jumped onto the robot, and laughed Now that I have your endless bag of popcorn I shall rule the world! Kwa ha ha ha ha! The heroes looked up at her and all together yell- Ah Crap!! Melissa looked up at her, You're not going to get away with this! You haven't won yet! Kris simply stood their filled with rage, YOU! GIVE THAT BACK! NOW! Now what? whined Princess, Melissa looked at the others, For once I think Kris is right, we need to get the popcorn back! Jessica looked down at them and laughed It's too late! She then gave the robot the popcorn and the thing started up. Melissa shouted at the others, Come on guys we have to fight for the world! Kris looked up, I thought it was for my popcorn! Melissa thought, Hm...Something like that, but only to save the world.

World, popcorn same thing lets go! Kris runs up and hits the robot with his sword. Clang..crack.. his sword broke in half.. Kris: somehow I knew that would happen... Jessica: Kwahaha Did you think that pitiful thing could stop me?! Kris: Hmm. She's right! I need something even more Pitiful! He ran over to Princess and Bobo, Hmm which to used hmm... oh, forget it! Kris grabs Bobo and throws him at Jessica! Jessica: What the? Jessica was hit by Bobo and knocked off the robot. The robot then begin rampaging out of control! Melissa looked at Kris. Good going idiot! Kris: Hey it was worth a try!

Melissa then pulled out her bow and arrow and yelled to the others Princess you tie up Bobo and Jessica Kris you're coming with me to get that robot. Kris: What! Why me! Do I have to? Melissa: Yes now come on Kris: Well it does have my popcorn. Melissa and Kris then go after the robot as Princess toke care of Bobo and Jessica. Melissa and Kris then find the robot just before it gets to town. Melissa: Lets finish this! They both get ready for battle. Melissa: Kris use your dragon form! We have to win or the world is lost. Kris: Hm oh well.. Melissa: Including your popcorn! Kris: 0_0 What! Quickly for the popcorn we must go! Melissa: Well it worked...

They begun to fight when Kris's stomach begun to act up again and Kris fell to the ground with a big thud. Curling into a big ball of scales, sharp teeth, and tail. Melissa looked over at Kris and screamed: what is wrong get up and fight you dumb dragon. Kris groaned and swished his tail while the robot looked at the heroes walked up to Melissa and konked her on the head just enough to knock her out it then tied her to the dragon. The robot then started destroying the town the people fled in fear and panic. Meanwhile Princess: was tricked by Jessica into letting her go, but Princess's cat demon ate Jessica when Princess turned away from them to figure out what to do with Bobo. ( That would have happened if Princess was in charge...now to the real ending)

The battle begins ( For real this time) Kris charged in first shooting fireballs at the robot heating it up. Melissa: Now to find the weak point. Wait Kris aim for the popcorn capsule try to break it open. Kris: No way my popcorn will get burned! Melissa: First off we're saving the world not popcorn and second off it's magic popcorn now fire already. Kris: Fine! He then aimed for the popcorn capsule and broke it open Melissa: Ok my turn! She aimed her arrow toward the popcorn capsule and fired into it. The robot then started going haywire Melissa: Kris! We gotta get out of here it's going to blow! Kris: But what about my popcorn! Melissa: It's magic popcorn get it though your head it'll be fine, but we won't if we stay here. The both of them flee away from the robot. The robot blows up in a huge explosion and the popcorn bag fly’s and lands in Kris' claws. (It's stale now, I don't want it...) he then changes back. Princess ran up with Bobo and Jessica. Princess: What to do with these two? Suddenly some pieces of the robot smashed Jessica and Bobo. Melissa: I guess the robot decided for us. (YAY!) Yet the other pieces smashed our stupid heroes. ( They were too stupid to move out of the way...They just didn't get the hint)

The End

(or is it?)

The Moral of the Story - Dragons eat Ferbys.