The Stupid Christmas Story!

As Told By Kyrla:


THE CHRISTMAS STORY
(Don’t worry it should be happy…I hope)

It was the night before Christmas and all though the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse for silence was all about…well until there was a huge bang! (of course) Kris, Princess, Jessica, Phil and Melissa all woke up at the sound.

Melissa: What the heck was that! Princess: I don’t know. Everyone all went outside to see what had happened. When they got outside they saw a reindeer with long fangs. The thing glared at them with its red glowing eyes, growling and kicking up dirt with its hoof. Kris: What the…charge! Kris grabbed his sword and charged the reindeer, but the thing bit his sword in half. (So much for playing hero) Kris: Not again! somehow, I knew this would happen... Melissa: We got to get out of here NOW! They all ran away from the reindeer and for some reason it didn’t follow.

When they saw that the thing wasn’t following them they stop to rest. Melissa: What the heck did you do this time Kris! I mean first the stupid zombies now an evil reindeer…By the way how Did you get out of that vortex? Kris: I have no idea... Melissa: Oh well…anyway back to the first question what did you do this time! Kris: I still have no idea… But, I blame you! Melissa: Me? I didn’t do anything! You must have you were the one who caused the zombies! Princess: Will you two stop fighting we have to find out how to get rid of the thing not who caused it! Jessica: Come on guys lets go save the world…again. Melissa: Oh man this is getting boring. We’re always saving the world. Kris: Yea do we have to? Jessica: Yes we do. (Hey reading people can you please save the world we’re bored of it…it was fun for awhile, but now it’s dull same old same old… Everyone turns toward Melissa and looks at her weird... Everyone: who are you talking to? Melissa: Hmm no one…I’m uh just…Never mind we have a world to save!) Anyway the heroes start off to save the world! (Again)

Suddenly they were surrounded by pies that were floating all over the place! Everyone looks at Kris. Kris: I like pie! YAY! Everyone: KRIS! Kris: What’d I do now? Melissa: Well since we’re here LETS EAT! Great job Kris! You did something right this time! (Kris: What’d I do?) Princess: For some reason I’m in the mood for pie too. The heroes then start eating all the pie. Once they were done they sat around for awhile happily.

END!

Melissa: I think it’s the end…Guys is it the end yet.
Everyone else: Yes it’s the end!
Kris: Yea we had pie and we were happy THE END!
Jessica: Now we have to fix the “END!” thanks to you Melissa
Melissa: Sorry just making sure.

END!

…….………….……….…….…………
(A week later)
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Everyone: WAIT! We still have to save the world!

The heroes head up to where they saw the reindeer and seeing it was gone. Kris: Now what it’s gone? (They stand around and think for two weeks…) Melissa: Oh yea we can look for tracks! Princess: Oh yea lets start looking then (Well by that time to tracks were cover with snow) Kris: There no tracks here! Jessica: Man that was a waste of time I mean why would a reindeer leave tracks it’s not trying to tell us about some kind of event is it. Melissa: Oh yea of course…but it did leave a poster! Princess: What does it say? (The poster says the end of the human world is near and the reindeer shall rule!) Jessica: It says the bake sell is near and all may come for free food. Melissa and Kris: FOOD! Yay! Lets go! Princess: Where would a bake sell be held? Jessica: the park of course! Kris: Onward to the park!

The heroes rush to the park to find a herd of evil reindeer. They walk up and hand the reindeer some chocolate pie. The reindeer look at them funny and the leader looks at the others miotamo talfjks hjhioso (That means the humans have surrendered) The reindeer then start eating the pie, but the pie was so badly cooked that it poisoned the evil reindeer. When all the deer fell dead the heroes looked around at them Melissa: Hey I didn’t know our cooking was that good! Kris: But they didn’t bring any food! Melissa: Those stupid reindeer…oh well lets just eat what’s left of the pie! (And you people should no how that ended)

END! Melissa: For real this time
Everyone else: MELISSA!
Kris: Stop messing up the “END”
Melissa: Hum sorry….END!